Back in May, the guys in Frankston all clubbed together and bought be $500 of Flight Centre vouchers for my birthday, which I put to very good use and booked a flight to Bali from Sydney with. Not long after booking the flights I got in touch with Tom, who I'd travelled a fair bit with over my first 6 months or so, and told him that I was going. The reason I told him is because I know that Tom is a more avid traveller than myself, and also because I know he loves Bali. I figured there'd be a chance that he could join me there.
Well, a week or so before I left Australia, I had an email from Tom, who was in Thailand at the time, to say he'd see me there, and that I could leave everything to him, he'd organise accommodation etc. So as you can imagine I was over the moon. I was seeing Tom for the first time in 10 months, I had my very own tour guide, and he was sorting everything out, all I had to do was get there.
So I left Australia behind and flew, via Darwin, to Denpasar, Bali. Of course, as with most journies I make, it was a bit of a disaster, delays/ storms etc, but at least I arrived safely, albeit a little later than expected. I was a little nervous arriving in Bali on my own, only because you hear such horror stories about people putting drugs in your luggage etc. What didn't help was that just before I left Oz, a guy told me I look like Schapelle Corby. For those of you that don't know, she's an Australian woman who got caught smuggling drugs into Bali and is now serving a 20 year sentence in a Balinese prison, despite claiming that the drugs were planted on her.
So, going through immigration, I acted as naturally as I could, having almost convinced myself that I was about to get in trouble for something I hadn't done!
Once through, (a huge relief), stepping out of the airport took me back to a year ago when I was last in Asia. I was met by that familiar wall of humitidy, and that distinctive yet undescribable smell in the air. I was instantly happy, just to be around the hustle and chaos of traffic, Balinese men talking loudly and animatedly to eachother, and lots of other bewildered travellers. Tom had already warned me, 'don't let them carry your bags for you' and 'go to the official taxi rank' and so I did. I ignored the guys offering to carry my backpack for a fee of 20,000 rupiah, which of course meant nothing to me, and the men in blue shirts shouting 'taxi taxi'. Instead, I queued up, told the man at the desk where I was going, agreed and paid a price of 50,000 rupiah, (this was non-negotiable so I just went along with it, not knowing how much it was) and got in a taxi with a genuine taxi driver, who taught me some Balinese words during the 25 minute journey to Kuta (words which of course I forgot the minute I got out of the taxi).
I arrived at the hotel quite late, where Tom said he'd leave a key for me. There was no key there, and so I chucked my bags in a corner and wandered through the hotel gardens to the bar, where Tom, and the 3 friends he was travelling with, were sitting at a table full of loads of empty Bintangs, the local Balinese beer, and a couple of fresh ones on the go. I recognised the people he was with, despite having never met them before, from his photos. There was Nicola and Marcus, a couple from Watford, and Stuart (aka Boats because he works on the oil rigs in Iraq - or something like that) from Scotland. I went over, sat down, ordered the first of many Bintangs, and got acquainted with everyone.

Despite being about 11pm, and my bodyclock set about 4 hours ahead, we sat there for hours, drinking and sharing stories about our travels.
The following day we didn't leave the pool area, and instead just sat, chilling out and drinking Bintangs until it was time to go out for the evening.
The night life in Kuta is just insane. As you walk along the narrow pavements, down these narrow lanes w

ith moped after moped whizzing by and nearly knocking you flying each time, you come to a huge stretch of road with bright neon lights, and endless bars and clubs. One bar we went to, the Sky Garden Lounge and Bar, was where the Bali bombings had been years ago. Security here is tight - bouncers everywhere, they check your bags and frisk you down as you walk in, and only allow a few locals inside. It's a complete contrast from the bars and clubs I'd been to in every other part of Asia. The drinks specials in this place were just crazy, and before you know it we were all drunkenly taking over the dance floor.

After Sky Garden we went down to Bounties, a club really popular with every single Ozzy that's in Kuta (and that's a lot). We spent the rest of the evening in here, drinking bright blue or red cocktails out of giant fishbowls. Fair to say that by the time we left we were all well and truly drunk, but it'd been a brilliant night, and all for so cheap. (You wouldn't expect to spend more than about £1.50 on any drink - including a fishbowl - in Bali).
Remember when I was in Byron Bay and my camera broke? Well on my last day in Sydney I bought a cheap camera just to get me through the last 2 weeks of my trip. Being the happy snapper that I am, I'd taken about a million photos this evening.
Leaving Bounties, Nicola and I were walking just ahead of the boys. As we came out of the club, we were surrounded by Balinese men wanting to offer us a lift on their taxi bikes. This isn't unusual and so we weren't concerned at all. They were jumping around and laughing and joking, and we were joining in, until next thing I know my bag is broken. When I look inside, my camera's gone, after having bought it only about 3 days previously. As with anything like a camera or a phone, I don't actually care about the object, just the loss of what's on it. I was well and truly gutted. And although we knew it had to be one of these guys, it's not worth the trouble of trying to get it back. That's the only bad experience I've had with any Asian person in all of my travels.
So that night, particularly upset as it was the last leg of my trip and I couldn't take any more photos, Tom told me he'd by me a new one. Tom's not like most other backpackers - he goes online, plays poker for a bit, and then gets more money in that sitting than most of us have in our bank accounts. And so that's what he did. 20 minutes later, he's won about £200, and promises to go out and buy me a new camera the next day.
So the next day, with all of us feeling particularly fragile, we spend another day by the pool. Back on the beers of course, but taking it easy. Tom and I pop out and go and get me a new, pink, camera! It's made my day.
The next day we're up at 5.30 to go get our boat to Gili Trawangan. All backpackers I'd spoken to will without a doubt go to Kuta, and they all say the same. Good nightlife, ok beaches, and really commercial (they even have a Marks and Spencers, it's ridiculous). It's ok to go to because you're bound to have a good time, but it's not what you expect Bali to be. It's really fast-paced and busy, and just chaos in general. I'd been told by everyone that I must get over to Gili T, but aside from that I knew nothing about it, just that this island is a 'must-see'.
Well anyway,

we paid something like a million rupiah each (approx £60 at the time) to get the fast boat over to Gili Trawangan. This took about 2 hours. Arriving at this tiny island, we sailed through sea so clear we could see the fish swimming beneath us. Along the seafront are just an assortment of buildings, one or two are plush hotel resorts, and the rest are just small hotels, with no more than 8 rooms in each. Beyond that is nothing. All the buildings on this tiny island are on the seafront. We'd called ahead and booked into Tir Na Nog, an Irish hotel with a Balinese twist. Once we got off the boat we walked about 2 minutes up the dirt track to get there. Finally we had peace and quiet. There are no cars or mopeds on this island. The only thing likely to knock yo

u flying as you walk along this street is a horse and cart.
We check into our hotel, where the guy there insists on calling me Piper. Our rooms are beautifully decorated, and a complete bargain for about £12 a night between 2.
First things first, we stroll down to the hotel restaurant and bar, where we will spend most of the next 8 days, and sit eating lunch, on a platform raised above the beach, looking out to sea. When I came to Bali, this is what I expected. In terms of somewhere that's truly idyllic, this place will take a lot to beat.
We then walk 5

minutes up this small dirt road, to an area of beach with sunloungers where we sit ourselves for the rest of the day. The only time we need to move is to order another ice cold Bintang, or to go into the sea with the snorkelling gear we've just rented for about 10,000 rupiah, and go and explore this crystal clear ocean, with a reef and tropical fish so bright and colourful that to me it beats the Great Barrier Reef. This is the life, and is everything I imagined Bali to be.
Our first night on Gili T, we discover that the best

nightlife on the island is where we're staying (there's not much competition really given how small the island is). And as far as nightlife goes, this is pretty mild, but that's fine with me. We start the evening with a fresh seafood BBQ. You pick from a choice of all different seafood and fish, then help yourself to the salad bar. The fish is cooked how you want it, with a sauce of your choice, and all for the grand total of approx £3. To go with it, a double G&T for a pound. And we eat this, in the same spot as lunchtime, looking out to sea.
Afterwards, we go to what are to become our seats at the bar for the next 8 days, and drink G&Ts listen

ing to some really terrible music. This was the only downside.... except from a couple of nights when they had a DJ, they generally played the same music over and over, and this usually consisted of Boyzone, Natalie Imbruglia, Oasis.... you get the idea.
Our next few days remain the same. Eat/ beach/ snorkel/ G&T/ dinner/ 10 more G&Ts/ bed. I love this island.
One day, we decide to rent out a fishing boat for the morning. So the guy pulls up next to the restaurant at 7.30am and we climb aboard, along with about 12 Bintangs, just to keep us going. He takes us all the way out to sea, past Lombok, and gives us these ridiculous fishing rods. Infact they weren't even

rods, but I don't know the correct term having never fished before. Well anyway, we're out til 12, and I manage to catch two, which I'm really excited about, til I see that all the Balinese guys do is leave the fish on the boat floor to die, right there infront of me, gasping for dear life. I was quite traumatised by this! And worst of all, once we'd finished up at 12, we didn't even get to keep the fish!! Not that they were impressive enough to ask the chef at our hotel to cook up for us, but still, it would've been nice to have been asked....
That afternoon, after a quick nap to get energised after our early start, Nicola, Marcus and I, walk halfway round the island, (which takes no time at

all) to the Sunset Bar. This, as you've guessed, is the part of the island you go to watch the sunset. It's very quiet round here as there are no hotels, just the few other tourists who are doing the same as us.
Walking back, the other two are of course on the same bar stools as they are every waking moment of the day, chatting away to the staff. The staff at Tir Na Nog really made the place and
we became good friends with them, probably because of the considerable amount of time we spent sitting in the exact same spot. They knew us all by name, and by drink.
This general amount of chilling out with a beer on this amazing paradise island is pretty much all we did for those 8 days. If I could, I'd stay for months, and I don't think I'd ever get bored. There are enough backpackers that you could meet someone new everyday, but it was by no

means busy. The vibe is just completely relaxed.
One day, while we're at the beach, clouds form above us and it starts to go dark. Being that it's the rainy season, despite having not seen any rain yet, we realise what's about to come. And before we know it, the heavens have opened. This is a tropical storm in all it's glory. I'm running as fast as I can without giving the locals an eyeful of whats in my bikini top, and this tiny dirt road is flooding. By the time we get back to the shelter of our hotel, our clothes are soaked through, and there is no sign that this is going to ease up any time soon. So, first things first, get the Bintangs in. Next, take shelter in the tiny little huts they have infront of the

hotel. There are about 8 of them, each one with a TV and DVD player. They're just big enough to fit the 5 of us in.
This is where we spend the rest of the day and the whole evening. We have a list of DVDs to choose from, a food menu, and a member of staff popping over every 5 minutes to see if we need another round.
By our eighth day, we're all suffering with a Balinese Belly. And what's worse, is that we now need to make the 2 hour boat journey back to mainland. To top it off, the boat's late, and then when it does arrive, it takes double the amount of time to get us to our destination. Once we arrive back in Kuta, dragging our backpacks behind us, we now need to find somewhere to stay. It's my last night in Bali before I fly to KL to start my journey home. And none of us feels well enough to go anywhere or do anything that requires being too far from a toilet! And so, we find accommodation, which is pretty basic and not all that nice, go for dinner, then all go our separate ways back to our rooms.
The next day the guys all go and find a far nicer hotel to stay in, for about £8 a night, and I must admit, aside from not being ready to go home at all, I'm a bit jealous that they all get to stay. So I get myself down to an internet cafe, check Air Asia, and book another flight for the following day, so that I can still make my flight home, but also enjoy one last night here with everyone.
We spend the day sitting at the poolside bar in our new hotel. Then that evening we go for a nice dinner, and back to the Sky Garden Lounge for my last night out in Kuta.
The next day, still not wanting to leave Bali, or everyone I'm with, I accept that I have to get on this flight. I've already deliberately missed one and sacrified the cost of it. I can't now miss my flight to Stansted, where my mum and dad will be expecting me home after 16 months away.
And so, rather begrudgingly, after my final round of Bintangs at the hotel pool, I make my way to the airport.
I land in Kuala Lumpur that night and head into the city to the Pudu Hostel, which is the dive I stayed in last time I was in KL, a year earlier. Now that I'm here, I realise how glad I am that I stayed in Bali one more day. It was worth the cost of the flight that I had to pay, on top of losing the money for the one I missed. Because, I HATE this city. It's horrible. The moment I arrive I want to leave again. So I spend my last night in a disgusting hostel room the size of a prison cell with no windows and no sheets on my bed, and just pray I fall asleep quickly. I'm on my way back to the airport first thing the next morning to catch my flight home. It's February, and for those of you in the UK over winter, you'll know that it's freezing cold and it's been snowing for weeks. I've had the best end to my trip in Bali. And now I arrive home, after the most amazing 16months of my life, it's -2 degrees and I'm in flip flops. Talk about getting back to reality.